Mister McCafferty

Blackhall, Sheena

The McCafferty's en hoose fairly hums,
Wi a pit bull terrrier barin its gums.
Mister McCafferty signs on the broo,
Then it's intae the pub tae get ram-stam-fu.

Knee-heich tae a chunty on bowdy legs,
He'd swallae the Dee an drink the dregs
He'd sook the bree fae a sharny cloot.
Mister McCafferty's hame.Watch oot!