Foo Mony Hoolets?
Blackhall, Sheena
Foo mony hoolets hoot roon aboot the hoose?
There's hungeret Horace Hoolet
On the look-oot fur a moose
There is genteel Harry Hoolet
Suppin denner wi a speen
There is scunnerin Hackit Hoolet
Wi his oxters bowfin green.
There is sleekit Hamish Hoolet
Wi a doocot fur a nest.
There is a slystery Hetty Hoolet
Wi her pudden doon her vest
There is Hooligan the Hoolet
Luikin fur some glaiss tae smash
(Flew intae a double decker
Heelstergowdie. Sic a crash)
There is Skinnymalinkie Hanna
Fatty Hetty big an broon
There's a hoolet caad Horatio
Fa ay sleeps upside doon.
Foo mony hoolets hoot roon aboot the hoose?
As mony as the bubbles
In a tin o orange juice!