The Fairm on Yonner Hill

Orr, Morgan

On yonner hill there wis a coo
Black an fite, fa made a noisy moo
He hid a freen cad Bob the yowe
Fa lookit ower the dyke, sayin 'Foo are you?'

The fairmer, his name wis Jock McManus
His favourite food wis mince an haggis
He hid mair animals ower the lan
Mair than ithers could unnerstaun

He wis a man fa lauched an joked
A sensible man fa niver smoked.