Fire Alarm

Macdonald, Jayne

Bleep Bleep Bleep!
Will I iver sleep?
Bleep Bleep Bleep!
Aabody's awa oot iss shop.

Bleep Bleep Bleep!
It's gaun through ma heid
Bleep Bleep Bleep!
I think I'll seen be deid!

Bleep Bleep Bleep!
I niver meant nae hairm
Bleep Bleep Bleep
I'm jist a False Alairm!

LOON FA SET AFF ALAIRM
I wish I niver went.
I did it fur a dare
If ma auld maa kent
She'd smack ma bihoochie bare

Should I say I'm sorry?
They prob'ly wid hae guessed
That I'm a loon fae Torry
Like aa o the rest.