A Helpin Haun

Simpson, Courtney

Ootside ma hoose, it's blawin a gale
I see a little auld wifie
Fa looks affa frail
'Hey wifie! Dae ye need some help?'
'Dinna be sae chikky, or I'll gie ye a skelp!'
Weel, at's fit I get for helpin somebody oot
She's nae doot posh, wi plenty o loot
I'm awa inside tae watch the telly
Eat some crisps an fill ma belly!