Oor Wullie Frae Mars
Stratton, Ashley
Oor Wullie comes frae Mars,
Nae frae the stars.
He's bricht green,
Wi a lang coat.
He aywis birls his een.
He's got a squar snoot,
An a cheesy grin.
He is echt years auld,
He's got ae haun.
His biggest finger is his pinkie.
His shoe size is a big nine.
He's oot fur the coont at twa in the mornin
His favourite fitba team's The Dons!