The Auld Wifie Fa Bade in a Buit
Birnie, Rev. Charles
There wis an auld wifie
Wha bade in a buit
Her smarrich o geets
Made the puir craitur greet.
They widna takk milk
They widna takk breid
Sae she feenished up clappin
Their luggies insteid.