Teachers, Teachers, Teachers

Burnett, Kirsty

I ging tae Port Elphinstone School
An we hae a rare bunch o teachers
We hae Mrs Allen, Mrs McHattie
Mrs Shedlock an Mrs Renton.

Noo, let me tell ye aboot Mrs Allen
Ivery day, she's a different pair o sheen on her feet
They ging frae purple tae checked tae sparkly

Noo, fit can I say aboot Mrs McHattie?
Ilkie year she seems tae be 21
Bit we aa ken at's nae true!

Mrs Shedlock's a fine kinno wifie
Wi a braw smile
She'll help ye fan ye need it
An niver let ye doon!

Noo, Mrs Renton...
Weel, Mrs Renton's ma teacher, ye aa ken
Sae I canna say muckle aboot her
Bit I will tell ye some stories
Ootside in the playgrun!